There's Weirdo Sexy Fiction, Then There's "Invaded by the iWatch"

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It's exactly what you think it is.

The 4000 word short story is about the "smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at the door" of one Christie Aackerlund. Finally, someone who had the creative chutzpah to ask "how does a watch pork a real live human being?"

As the author lists on their Amazon page, however, the story is "only for super mature people who can handle it." 

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It's About To Get Awkward As These Couples Watch Hardcore pr0n Together

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This Lady Asks 100 Guys for Sex!

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Every Wonder Who Is Buying What Sex Toys?

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More Reasons to Have Safe Sex

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