Sounds Like Some Serious Trouble

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There's No Tabloids Like Trashy British Tabloids

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The Key to Any Romantic Entanglement is Subtlety

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If anybody knows who the original artist is for this comic, let us know in the comments!

Finally, a Way to Make Sweet Love With the Ashes of Your Widow. WHAT?

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It's called the "21 Grams," and our irony meter must be broken because it's impossible to tell if this is really sweet or somewhat unsettling. The kit features a scent sprayer, some digital speakers (to hear "their music" again), and a special glass urn that can hold your loved one's ashes.

You know, so you can put that urn in your sex parts and whatnot.

"21 Grams" appears to be more of an art piece and design prototype than a seallable product, but how would you feel if something like this was available to the public? 

Perfect Tinder Logic

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Gay People Do it Better

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Restaurant of the Day: A Male Version of Hooters Called Tallywackers is Opening in Texas

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Amy Schumer’s joke is becoming a reality… sort of.

A new bar/restaurant called Tallywackers is coming to Dallas this May that will feature scantily clad men showing off their pecs, abs and bulges while you dine on your breasts (of chicken).

In case you were wondering, “tallywacker” is another word for penis, or as Urban Dictionary defines it “my gargantious third member.”

And if you think you have one and live in Texas, they’re hiring.

“Our main goal with Tallywackers is to create a fun and entertaining environment for anyone to enjoy,” the restaurant’s head of marketing Winston T. Lackey told Central Track. “That said, we understand that there will be some people who are uncomfortable here, just as there are women who are uncomfortable at Hooters.”

Lackey is apparently very good at his job too, with Tallywackers getting lots of national attention this week on numerous media sites. As of Friday it was also trending on Facebook.

While the restaurant is primarily targeting the gay community, they say, everyone is welcome.

And yes, they will serve hot dogs.