Your Relationship is Statistically Impossible

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All this tells me is that the odds of finding true love are pretty low and that we'll all be alone forever. THANKS SO MUCH CUTESY CARTOON COUPLE.

Some Quality Time Alone

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The laptop screen must be playing reruns of Golden Girls. That must be it.

At Least They're Being Honest

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Marriage pretty much spells the end of this for you, buddy.