I'm Magnanimous Enough to Forgive Your Predilection for Fish

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the only thing ugly about you is your bloated ego

I'd Like a Large Pizza With BROKEN (Artichoke) HEARTS

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Not as Catchy But a Little More Accurate

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Hard to Be Any Clearer

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You can't want sex after getting coffee poured over your head. Unless you can. There's a fetish for everything.