Let's Make A Few Things Clear Here

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The Gentlemen cut straight to the heart of Valentine's Day (get it? heart? because Valentine's Day LAWL) and let you know what they REALLY think. Because they're all about communication.

It's only a week away, now! Time to start scrambling for dinner reservations and ordering flowers/candy/jewelry/ball gags! Alternatively, time to plan your crying and listening to "All By Myself"!

Breaking News: Patrick Bateman Is Real (And Dating)

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Remember the tirade of an email from "Mike" that we featured last week? We now have reason to believe that it was written by none other than American Psycho's Patrick Bateman. See for yourself.

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