Emotionally F--k The Police

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Or even better, do all that AND THEN unfriend them on Facebook. That'll show them.

If They Fine You, It's Almost Like Prostitution

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Does Your Boyfriend Have a Problem

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Cheating FAIL

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Carrying a Gun Is Similar to Sex

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Don't Ask, But Feel Free to Speculate!

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I'm not going to give you any details whatsoever, but don't go making up stuff or starting rumors!

Now She Occupies His Heart

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