pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

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Happy 4th of July from Our Founding Fathers!

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I've Been Going About Things All Wrong Apparently

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Testing Out the Wing-Woman Theory

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Love Me Some Sexy Binary!

Via Endless Origami

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Transformers Loving is the Best Loving

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Seriously, Stop.

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Touche, Annoyed Woman

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Good Stuff, Good Stuff

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Wanna Show Me Your Red Card?

Created by ljg52843

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Young Bill Nye Loved the Ladies

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Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

Created by LaCucarachaBob

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Not the Most Subtle Move

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BOOM Your Place or Mine?

Created by _AfterDarkness_

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Well At Least You're Honest

Created by jazz98

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Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

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