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Ahhh, the music of our youth. Always producing nostalgia, but never really dependable when it comes to practical dating advice.

Since the Democratic and Republican parties aren't partying, we'll need a different donkey and elephant. You bring the ass, I'll bring the trunk, bebbeh...

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By Alexwin
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My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts.

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