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My name is what you'll be crying to your mother when you're sobbing in her arms and telling her about that awful day you got kicked in the nuts.

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Inventing calculus had its inherent advantages, namely that no one knew that the "Naked Law" wasn't actually a real thing.

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As tough is it may be to get through this without your cringe reflex kicking in, it's definitely worth watching all the way through. Things get especially awesome right around 1:14.

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