pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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Dating Fails: Picking Up Strangers is Hard Enough As It Is

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Happy 4th of July from Our Founding Fathers!

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BRILLIANT

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I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

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BOOM Your Place or Mine?

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We Don't Tolerate That Crap Around Here

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Can't Blame a Man For Trying

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I Think You Need to Work on Your Pickup Lines

Via Toothpaste for Dinner

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Sometimes You Just Need to Talk Mathy

Created by ASHPoD-The-Portal-Gun

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Transformers Loving is the Best Loving

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Young Bill Nye Loved the Ladies

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We Must Eat the Evidence

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Game of Thrones: Those Westeros Really Know How to Show You a Good Time

Via Dorkly

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People With Accents Have an Unfair Advantage

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Voldemort Knows How to Get the Ladies

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