Shhhhhhhh Quiet Time Now

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Thanks Pick-Up Line!

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My Love Is a Sweet, Sweet Turd Blossom

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"No," she replied with a smile. "I peed." Then they got married and lived happily ever after, until one day when he walked in to find her pooping instead of peeing. There was a messy divorce and an embittering, soul-deadening custody battle. The end.