My Spider-Sense Tingled So Hard

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The "O" Face and the "Squiggly Line" Face

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In Some Ways, Guys Are Pretty Low-Maintenance

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I Always Thought That Was a Figure of Speech

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Remember, kids: if you have any form of orgasm before marriage, this will happen 99% of the time.

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That's Why Sex Is Such a Headache

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That's certainly a better excuse than the one we mentioned last time.

You're Going to Need a Bigger Chalkboard

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Try Telling Her That Next Time, I'm Sure It'll Convince Her

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A good excuse not to have sex: being a smartass.