Pray You Never Meet Your Perfect Match

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Pray You Never Meet Your Perfect Match
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Do you really want to date someone who eats as many Fritos, smells as atrociously, and is as socially incapacitated as you? Please. Date others as you would have them date unto you.

Desperate Nerds Are Desperate

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Desperate Nerds Are Desperate
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The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"