We Finally Has it!

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You Must Take the Ring to the Fires of Mt. Divorce

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Woman Stabs Husband Over "Terrible Dump"

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you make bad poop, you're gonna get stabbed
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A japanese woman has allegedly slashed her husband across the face after he left the bathroom in a less than usable state. 

The man had been eating Pepper Jack Cheez-Its® (I can only assume it was an unconscionable amount) prior to the dump in question.

Via Metro:

Her anger was further fuelled when he tried to help their 3-year-old son use the toilet ‘without washing his own hands first’, she said, Jiji Press and other local media reported.

‘The toilet stinks so much that the child cannot even use it,’ Jiji reported her as saying.



The Dolphin Got Friend-Zoned, HARD

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The New Standard Sign for All Weddings

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screw the cameras and enjoy the open bar
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She's a Hell of a Woman

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file under relationship goals of having a wife
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One of the Hidden Perks of Being Married

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read the messages on tampons
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