Woman Arrested for Marrying 10 Men Without Divorcing Any of Them

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she wants the ring
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Some ladies just love getting married.

Via DNAinfo:

A woman was busted for marrying 10 men within 11 years, all in the state of New York, without divorcing any of them, officials said. Liana Barrientos, 38, crisscrossed the counties from Eastchester to White Plains, racking up spouses until finally pressing her luck in the Bronx, where an eagle-eyed marriage clerk put a halt to her polygamous ways, according to the Bronx District Attorney's office.

Woman Stabs Husband Over "Terrible Dump"

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you make bad poop, you're gonna get stabbed
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A japanese woman has allegedly slashed her husband across the face after he left the bathroom in a less than usable state. 

The man had been eating Pepper Jack Cheez-Its® (I can only assume it was an unconscionable amount) prior to the dump in question.

Via Metro:

Her anger was further fuelled when he tried to help their 3-year-old son use the toilet ‘without washing his own hands first’, she said, Jiji Press and other local media reported.

‘The toilet stinks so much that the child cannot even use it,’ Jiji reported her as saying.