Good lord, that majestic prow. It's made several hundred Valkyries quit their jobs to become stewardesses.
Dating: the only pursuit where persistence doesn't always pay off.
That's what you get for reading Cosmo. I get all my sex tips from Balsac. #culturesnob
Remember, kids: if you have any form of orgasm before marriage, this will happen 99% of the time.
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Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
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