Only If "Nag" Is Slang for "Staple"

Favorite
Only If "Nag" Is Slang for "Staple"
- -

Dating: the only pursuit where persistence doesn't always pay off.

"Look, Honey! Some Positions Our Son Has Recommended for Us!"

Favorite
"Look, Honey! Some Positions Our Son Has Recommended for Us!"
- -

That's what you get for reading Cosmo. I get all my sex tips from Balsac. #culturesnob

I Always Thought That Was a Figure of Speech

Favorite
I Always Thought That Was a Figure of Speech
- -

Remember, kids: if you have any form of orgasm before marriage, this will happen 99% of the time.

sh*tmypastorsays