The Death Sock

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its a trap,masturbation,sperm,star wars,We Are Dating
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I wonder if Darth Vader ever uses his force choke for this?

BUT I WANT IT

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i want it,dont-do-it,its a trap,marriage
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Don't Answer the Question!

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answer,its a trap,funny,question,dating
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The Ol' Bait And Switch

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bear,comic,girlfriend,its a trap,marriage,shark
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Well Was It?

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DLC,its a trap,Skyrim,video games
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No Sex For You.

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condoms,dammit mom,its a trap,no sex for you,theres-a-hole-dont-do-it
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Clever girl.

IT'S A TRAP

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affairs,its a trap,motels
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Not a fantastic selling point for your next family vacation.