Things Just Got Existential Up In Here

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So what you're saying is that the only way out of the friendzone is to steal a car? Or is that a metaphor? Naw. I'm just gonna steal a car.

Unfriendzoned!

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What is this? What devilry hath this man wrought to bring about this occasion? Arcane magic? A pact with Satan? We may never know...

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