I'll paint me like one of my French girls.

For their "training" do they practice on real people to get all the moves down? Do they use sex dolls? What percentage of participants are in healthy, stable relationships? THESE ARE QUESTIONS THAT MUST BE ANSWERED.

Great now she's bleeding out and she won't go out with me.

High school prom is that special time of in a boy's life when all of his friends get prom dates and he doesn't because he waited until the last second to ask that cute girl from his English Lit class.