Stop Looking at the Cheerleaders, Dammit

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Listen, I know the Seahawks play today, but could you drive your hybrid to the Trader Joe's and pick up some free-range cabbage?

Dating Dispatches: Sorry About The Cancer And Dumping You, But We're Cool On The Tickets, Right?

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Dating Dispatches: Sorry About The Cancer And Dumping You, But We're Cool On The Tickets, Right?
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This girl added insult to cancer-injury by demanding that the guy she broke up with (JUST because he had cancer, mind you) still give her the $8,000 tickets to the big game. Bad form, madam, bad form.