Seems Legit.

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That sounds so simple! Except when you get to the whole "turn the girl into a horrifying skinsuit/meat puppet" part. I'd leave that part out of the process altogether.

Strange Things Happen in a Crowd

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Just because you can't get an STI from a finger doesn't make this okay.