TFW both dad and the news anchor have no idea why a young lad might need hand lotion in a snowstorm. 

Looking at you, Nebraska, ARkansas, Tennessee, and Vermont.

Pornhub released this map of the most searched adult entertainment terms on their website, and it seems like most of America has a thing for girl on girl. Meanwhile, the most viewed category map gets even less diverse:

Land of the free, home of the predictable faptime searches.