We're Already Well Familiar With That Gesture, Thanks

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There is Some Seriously Funny Sexy Business Going on Here

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Signs You've Spent too Much Time With Only One Hand on the Keyboard

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The Old Five-Finger Therapy Plan

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This Dudebro Makes a Dirty Joke About an Adult Video Star and All He Got Out of it Was a Date With Her. Wait, WHAT?

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After making this joke at adult video star Lisa Ann's expense, the lady was kind enough to take him out to the AVN Awards (it's like the Fapping Oscars, but with more awards given for butt stuff than heartbreaking tales of human cruelty in the antebellum south). Well, good on him I guess?

Everyone's Favorite Smut Site Had a Very Special Way of Celebrating MLK Day Yesterday

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Here's the Easiest Way to Ruin Your iPhone-Owning Friend's Day

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