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Via: Elle
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Supposedly, if you can place a finger from your nose to your chin and still touch your lips this is considered a ballpark estimation of being beautiful (by conventional standards). This study was performed by the Coalition of People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and Really Puckered Lips.

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Via: www.criggo.com
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Some interesting input, but I'm not sure many ladies like to hear "Nice rack! It looks totally fake!"

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By Unknown (Picture by: Tom Goering)
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Recaption

Someone at the novelty goods factory has been watching too many episodes of Glee.

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Considering the message is being sent to an individual named "You," I'm guessing that the sender will soon be spending some quality time alone with .xxx domain websites and a bottle of vaseline.

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