Wendy's is the tunnel to my hot n' bothered county.
Arby's is the bridge to my erogenous peninsula.
Taco Bell is the bus route express to orgasm lane.
Then she'll see all of my private vacation pics though...
If this relationship is ever going to work, Zach will need to completely deny the existence of females outside of his girlfriend. And totally surrender control of his privacy to said girlfriend. Is that so much to ask?