Breaking News: Patrick Bateman Is Real (And Dating)

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Remember the tirade of an email from "Mike" that we featured last week? We now have reason to believe that it was written by none other than American Psycho's Patrick Bateman. See for yourself.

Cat Ladies Learning to Use the Internet

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They'll get better at it. They have plenty of time to learn. Plenty of lonely, lonely time.

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