Soon My Constant Proximity Will Make You Fall for Me

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My Desire to Procreate With You Is Equal to Your Desire to Procreate With Me

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But' I'd Love You Just a Little Bit More If You Were

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This Is the Only Reason "The Notebook" Was Created

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I Just Can't Bring Myself to Love Anyone Who Watches Two and Half Men

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And It's Not Casual If You're Really Excited About It

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The Trick Is Never to Meet People in Real Life

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