Jesus Will Carry a Man to Me Soon

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Subliminal Cry of Desperation

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This Man is a God among Level 32 Night Elves

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The Manly Mysterious Master of his Mother's Basement

But I'm Not Desperate or Anything

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Desperate Nerds Are Desperate

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The best part is, the OP was only looking for friendship because she saw a cool license plate. Then all of a sudden a desperate nerd guy jumps on what might be his only chance: "OMG OMG I'M A NERD TOOOOOO LET'S SMOOCH!"