You're Going to Have a Grape Time

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I Can't Wait for My Hot Date With Ryan Gosling

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I plan to make airplane noises when I spoon food into his mouth.

Ladies Need a Date for Thanksgiving?

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Finally, a Place to Take Your Significant Other for Dinner!

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This Dudebro Makes a Dirty Joke About an Adult Video Star and All He Got Out of it Was a Date With Her. Wait, WHAT?

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After making this joke at adult video star Lisa Ann's expense, the lady was kind enough to take him out to the AVN Awards (it's like the Fapping Oscars, but with more awards given for butt stuff than heartbreaking tales of human cruelty in the antebellum south). Well, good on him I guess?

Maximum Hover-Hand

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They Call it the "Whopper" Anniversary

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