Check the article for the full story. For the record: 150 messages in 24 hours.
We all deserve better than this, folks.
He just doesn't get it.
"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"
This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws
We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy.
Alabama Governor, Robert Bentley is getting his ass whooped by Monday and life and karma right now. He's facing impeachment/is expected to tender his resignation Wednesday after alleged sexts between him and former staffer were leaked by his wife. The report released last Friday also revealed Bentley would use his bodyguards to scare anyone who posed a threat to exposing his affair, into silence. What a damn misguided, immoral and unfaithful douchecanoe. Sounds like he got what was coming to him. Brace yourself for these 'sexts' too...it's almost like Bentley's trying to overcome the terrible nature of the affair itself, by supercharging everything with cringeworthy 'romantic' sentiments that might as well have strolled off a Nicolas Sparks book.