Creepy Cupid: Photograph Me Like One of Your French Girls

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Creepy Cupid: Photograph Me Like One of Your French Girls
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Who has the balls to take a picture of a stranger behind his back, but not enough balls to go up to him and say hi? A creepy stalker, that's who.

Creepy Cupid: Time to Pull Out the Ol' Restraining Order

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Creepy Cupid: Time to Pull Out the Ol' Restraining Order
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Here's a rundown of my reaction to this post, sentence by sentence:

  1. Oh it rhymes, that's cute.
  2. Alrighty then, starting to get uncomfortable... years?
  3. LOL delusional too. "Dude that girl I've been stalking is totally into me. She's so into me she stalks me too! Sometimes we stalk in circles!
  4. HOLD the phone. Is he moving next door to her? And someone's already involved with this creep? 5-7. idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.jpg