There are rumors floating around that there are approximately 150,000 condoms available in the Olympic Village. Apparently no one told Nick Symmonds where they were, although I imagine it'd be hard to miss a giant bowl of contraceptives.
Has anyone ever told you that you're the worst? Because you're the worst.
I'm sure the environment will understand.
Then when someone asks you if you've been tested recently, you can then tell them "Why yes, I had sex recently."
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