When you're a 4000-year-old immortal, you're bound to have your share of sexual experiences. Just be careful when explaining that to your decidedly human significant other.
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College Humor proves that there's no logic behind the often-repeated mantra that "men think about sex every seven seconds." Clearly it's more like every second of every day forever.
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