Y'know, a big bearded guy you can order 20-piece wings with and have 'Animated TV Comedy' on Netflix marathons with and feel less depressed about the sun setting at 4:00 in the afternoon with!
You're welcome, gentlemen.
To those of us stuck in the "friend-zone" I hope this gives you a new "approach" to love.
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