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Via: College Humor
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Y'know, a big bearded guy you can order 20-piece wings with and have 'Animated TV Comedy' on Netflix marathons with and feel less depressed about the sun setting at 4:00 in the afternoon with!

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When you're a 4000-year-old immortal, you're bound to have your share of sexual experiences. Just be careful when explaining that to your decidedly human significant other.