Need Help Breaking Up with Someone? There's an App for That!

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Need Help Breaking Up with Someone?  There's an App for That!
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BreakupText is an iOS app that breaks up with your significant other for you! There's a mad-lib-esque template and you can fill in the blank. Extra classy!

New App Helps the Ladies Have a Fun Night In

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New App Helps the Ladies Have a Fun Night In
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HappyPlayTime is a new no-shame, you-should-try-it! app that encourages women to become more proficient at special lady time. A cool idea, except I can't imagine the weird hoodie gaping-chasm-stomach baby putting anyone in the mood...

Also I'm Going to Have to Keep it Forever

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Also I'm Going to Have to Keep it Forever
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I also got you an XBox that I'll totally let you play when I'm finished with it.