Baby, are you bloodbending? Because I'm immobilized by your presence. #sociallyawkwardavatarpickuplines - Matty Malaprop
OK you win, your life sucks more.
Seriously, my shoulders are getting really tired.
They are super mega kawaii desu though.
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