You're the Jayne to my funny hat. You're the Zoe to my divided loyalties between my husband and my war buddy captain.
To be fair, having a billion dollars is the same thing as never having to do work ever, never having money problems, and never losing your significant other, if he or she is the type to dig folks who have money.
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