Tending a bar is playing the part of witness to a whole lotta liquid courage meets fly 'n die after a botched pick-up line. Hell, I've seen my fair share, just as I've playfully tested a few myself. If you approach the douche-tainted social situation for what it is, and have some self-aware fun with whatever could compel a person to bust out a pick-up line in the first place: you might just find it works better than you could've hoped for. Or at the very least, breaks the ice. 

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The average trip to IKEA consists of losing yourself in a blind frustrating rage as you wander aimlessly from aisle to aisle looking for a piece of supremely priced furniture that doesn't look like it's a stolen porn set item. Yes, slim pickings my friend. But on occasion you're apt to come across something within budget that gives off every appearance you've got the adulting thing on lock, next time the parents and/or friends roll through home base for a check-up visit. 

This guy does a beautiful job of casting the mind-numbing experience in a comedic light, and it almost seems like he's having a good time with it. Almost. 

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Via: GDI Productions
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Careful these boys' thirsty texts are dirtier than their communal frat bathroom.

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