Sure, you had plans to backpack through Europe with your college buddies after graduation. But doesn't raising a crying screaming poop monster seem like way more fun?

Wait what do you mean you don't think so? Did you try and ultimately fail? Or were you too drunk to get it up that one time at your bro's Cleverbot party?

Describing what you're doing in painfully technical terms does not equate to spicing up your love life.