So what you're saying is that the only way out of the friendzone is to steal a car? Or is that a metaphor? Naw. I'm just gonna steal a car.

Oakland Athletics pitcher Brandon McCarthy recently suffered a concussion after being hit in the head with a line drive. Upon being discharged from California Pacific Medical Center in San Francisco, it's clear that his mind is back to functioning correctly.

A "Gangnam Style" wedding! No one saw this coming...

But the bride and groom get a congrats and a well played.

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Because meeting people in real life is HARD.