One Does Not Simply Walk Into a Woman's Head

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The only way to find out what a woman wants is to send her pair of midgets bearing antique jewelry of malevolent power. Bitches love antique jewelry of malevolent power.

You and Me Both, Siri

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Time for a Company-Mandated Seminar on Gender Relations

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I'm sure he gets LOADS of sammiches made for him. /sarcasm