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Thought it was a friend joking around, but then it turned weird really fast. None of my friends owned up to this btw.
When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).
With a white phone, I can only ball so hard.
I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.
Though to be fair, to find black people on Comedy Central you'd need a search engine more powerful than Siri.
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