I like my coffee like I like my smartphone screens, which is glowing only when I want it to.
With a white phone, I can only ball so hard.
When I read the first line I thought this was a text from Michael Jackson Aging In Reverse™ (too soon?).
Cuando el autocorrector te juega una mala pasada
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"Here's Your Stupid Ring!"
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