I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule

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I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule
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Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Say It Twice and It's a Penis

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Say It Twice and It's a Penis
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If you think you have it bad, just image how the French feel...

autocowrecks - wii france oui

Angry Birds Dress Brings Down the House

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Angry Birds Dress Brings Down the House
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When the CMO of Angry Birds developer Rovio was invited to an event at the Finnish Presidential Palace (because when you've created the most popular mobile game in history, you get to roll with presidents), his wife repped the company by wearing an Angry Birds dress. No word on whether they have blue, black, white, or pig versions.