A Born Poet

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The best valentines day poem I could *come* up with

Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!

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From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!