A Born Poet

Favorite
A Born Poet
- -

The best valentines day poem I could *come* up with

Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!

Favorite
Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!
- -

From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

V-Day Spoilsport

Favorite
V-Day Spoilsport
- -

Over/under on how many roses it takes to get make-up sex...