His Favorite Markers Were Black and Yellow

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Of course, this is from the guy who drives foreign cars, that's erryday. A million off a tour, that's erryday. Hundred broads, that's erryday.

The list goes on from there.

This Is Why I Named My iPhone "Hymen"

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Because when you name your iPhone "hymen," it's much more fun when you drop it and tell people it's broken.

Trolling Basketball Players

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Blake Griffin, basketball player for the L.A. Clippers, trolls his fans and blames it on autocorrect.