LIAR.

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Like Father Like Daughter

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Beloved astrophysicist and popular reaction image Neil deGrasse Tyson left his phone lying around and his daughter found it. It merited an appropriate response.

Katy Prefers Her BlackPerry

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I think I see the problem: your phone is a shoe. autocowrecks - katy perry shoe

Heeeeelp Meeeeeee

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His Favorite Markers Were Black and Yellow

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Of course, this is from the guy who drives foreign cars, that's erryday. A million off a tour, that's erryday. Hundred broads, that's erryday.

The list goes on from there.

A Spoonful of Delicious Helps the Evil Go Down

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If jaywalking were as delicious as a chicken omelette, the cars wouldn't be able to drive for all the people in the road. Not to compare jaywalking to eating a mother with its young, but still.

Another Day, Another Follower

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The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.