He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.
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My friend sent out a group text and confused all of us when we started recording response texts from strangers. I decided to teach him a lesson in the dangers of group texting.
One of the few people who's not fan of the timeless classic that is "Call Me Maybe".
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