From the submitter:
My friend sent out a group text and confused all of us when we started recording response texts from strangers. I decided to teach him a lesson in the dangers of group texting.
He should have stuck with 911. They're very friendly over there.
Want someone to stop trolling you with cat facts? Just reply with a picture of your noodle.
Did you hear they're planning to change Facebook's name to "Gullible?"
Trolled to death.