Then you can post the results here! We'll all marvel at your ballsy trolling and you'll get a HUGE self-esteem boost.

The purr-fect trolling technique that almost never fails.

Have you seen the epic-tier trolling that went down by pretending to be an automated "Cat Facts" service? If not, go see it now.

Enough people have tried this prank call themselves, apparently, that an ACTUAL "Cat Facts" website has been getting complaints, judging by this notice they put on their site.

Now it's a prank call so epic, you're trolling two things at once.

Remember the cat facts trolling trick? A Redditor took it to a completely different level after his cousin gave out his new phone number on Facebook.

From the submitter:

My friend sent out a group text and confused all of us when we started recording response texts from strangers. I decided to teach him a lesson in the dangers of group texting.

There is no escape from cat facts.

No way out.