All you need to do to fix Apple Maps is change the layout of the planet, because clearly Earth is to blame here.
Everyone's favorite mock-conservative-editorial-cartoonist, The Onion's Kelly.
Look at that middle American witnessing the follies of contemporary America. His conservative haircut and his sensible polo shirt alert the reader that he is a practical man of sense, while his smug condescending grin clues the reader in on the follies of contemporary American fads. The weeping Lady Liberty assures us that his values fall squarely in line with the proud heritage of our blessed country. Yet another piece of sage, visionary, and not-at-all-satirical-in-any-way political commentary by The Onion.