texting

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

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Pretty soon we'll have a society full of people standing still and texting, lest they get slapped with an $85 ticket.

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